Driving around last night, I thought to myself.. I don’t care about the Royal Family. Is that weird?
I mean they are in essence just huge celebs that never go away.. but what have they done? Cured cancer? Ended world hunger? FIGURED OUT A WAY TO MAKE MY ANDROID BATTERY LIFE LAST LONGER?!
No? Then yeah, I might as well watch the Kardashians.
What do you think about the Royal Family? And why do I feel the need to capitalize that? I JUST DON’T KNOW.
I want to hear your thoughts – maybe you were super excited about the new babe? Weigh in!
Evidently, people don’t know much about this guy.
Here’s the NSFW fake movie trailer for Mario in real life. If you’re stuck at the office, watch it when you get home. It’s pretty epic.
Why is this not real? Shut up and take my money.
Don’t text.. and date. That’s a thing right?
Because it should be. Technology just makes dating SO MUCH HARDER these days. I mean sure I wasn’t alive when girls would wait up by their telephones all hours of the night hoping that *because they didn’t have caller ID* every time the phone rang it would be that hunky varsity letter man.. but I read a lot of Nancy Drew as a kid.
So now that we have cell phones you’d think things would get easier? I mean instant gratification is great.. until it’s no longer gratifying.
I always get a little antsy when a guy I like doesn’t return my texts within like an hour or two or so. I get that you have stuff to do, but it’s not hard to shoot out a quick message to reassure me you’re not dead every couple hours.. right?
Granted, I’m probably a tad neurotic, especially since I myself am a TERRIBLE texter, but can you really tell whether or not someone is into you based on how they text? And if you return a text right away, do you seem needy?
What do you think?
You hear about them all the time – The dates nightmares are made of.
If you can get dropped off by a respectable man after a marginally good time virtually unscathed – I call that a win.
But sometimes, you aren’t so lucky.
My friend recently went out with a guy and the first thing he asked her was HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHED. WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
(Obviously the dude doesn’t go out much.)
This got me to thinking.. what inappropriate questions have you been asked on a first date?
I think 2ge+her said it best- “the hardest thing about breaking up.. is getting back your stuff.”
Meet this creative woman who decided to kick her boyfriend to the curb in style. Everyone loves a scavenger hunt, amiright?!
What do you do with an ex’s things?