Thanks to my friends at The Frisky for this one. HILARIOUS.
Sneezy’s addicted to coke, Dopey’s going home with strangers, and yeah.. sounds about right. You’ll never watch Snow White the same again.
If you’ve ever been out with a group of girls, you know that we tend to have distinct drinking personalities.
If you provide a woman shots, a sexy outfit and booty bumping music, her drinking personality will resemble one of the Seven Dwarfs. When Walt named these lovable, little men, he must have been thinking of all the drunk ladies he knew because it’s uncanny. Get a woman sloshed enough and she’ll eventually turn into Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful, Dopey or Doc. Trust me, one of the Seven Dwarfs is just lying dormant within you, and if she drinks too many vodka tonics.. watch out.
Just in time for Friday night.. I want to know which one are you?!
Why is the emotional drunk not on here? Hahaha.
Have a great weekend.. and keep your Grumpy away from Jager.
Ch-Ch-Check out tonight’s AWESOME live band, Blue Bear.
3/5 of them stopped by my show today to play a few songs and answer some questions. Apparently I’m going to have to get creative with this podcast, the original file was too big.
For now, enjoy the two songs, and prepare yourself for MORE.
Don’t forget to come out tonight at hear them at Ozona Grill & Bar for Party on the Patio tonight from 8 to 10!
See you there!
I haven’t posted a poll in a while, so what the heck!
Today’s would you rather is something EVERYONE can identify with.. err I guess I should say, everyone with friends can identify with.. which I hope is everyone.
Anyway, imagine you are dinner. The restaurant is nearly empty, save a few other diners, would you rather have a friend who is too loud it’s embarrassing or be with someone who seems to be surgically attached to his/her smart phone?
Daniel hit me with this question in the office, I think it was a minor dig at me as I AM THAT LOUD PERSON, but at least I am paying attention!
BONUS: If you’ve got one of those friends who texts ALL THE TIME during meals, stack your phones at the end of the table. Whoever reaches for it first, BUYS DINNER!
Sadly, I have no remedy for a loud person like myself.. so take me somewhere crowded, or let’s order in.
Here’s a guy I could really get behind. He’s like a mini Bill Cosby!
“I’m not in a party. I AM the party.”
Check out these adorable videos from the self-appointed voice of a generation. He makes some very valid points..
Meet KID PRESIDENT!
He’s got my vote.
Hahaha! Tonight’s Party on the Patio artist is a hoot! Make sure you come out tonight and see Tobin Redwine and the No Shows. He’s charismatic and charming and will definitely put on one heck of a show.
He’s playing LIVE tonight at Ozona Grill & Bar starting around 8pm..
Here’s a little sample!