Today’s show was all about Party on the Patio.
If you didn’t get a chance to hear Will Reynold’s- let me just say this guy is going places. His songs are amazing and he was so nice. I’m so happy Rock the Republic chose him as our first week’s talent. Listen to the podcast, then stop by Ozona’s tonight starting around 7 for Party on the Patio. He’ll be out there hanging with me before his show at 9pm!
And this weeks $3 drink of the week: the Gladiator Shot! Find out how to make one from my new best friend Charley- this guy cracks me up.
Sometimes you come across pictures so strange and twisted, you just have to share them with strangers via the internet.
With that in mind, I present to you Mary Jose Cristerna, aka “The Vampire Woman,” aka “The Woman Of Your Dreams.”
And by dreams I mean those things you never have anymore because seriously, good luck sleeping ever again.
I don’t care how cute you are or how attracted to you I might be. If you bring up the idea of a group date on the first date, thanks for playing try again later.
What is it with guys these days wanting to bring their boys on dates? The first date is reserved for the two of you.
You’re going out with a guy you don’t know, so why accept the added pressure of 10 other guys you do not know? You are trying to establish a connection with one person – which is difficult to do when trying to entertain 20.
Recently I dated two different guys who believed in this group date philosophy. One basically hinted he wanted to bring out his pals to find out how I would act in a social environment (or something) and the other sheepishly told me he wanted his friends as a security net because he has a hard time opening up to new people.
Both of these situations made me mad. Guy 1 was attempting to test me and guy 2 was afraid of me. I may be borderline relationship handicapped, but to me these don’t exactly spell out longterm relationships.
And I know it’s just not me who is encountering these spineless males- my sister just fell victim to one of these awful dates the other day. Her solo date was hijacked by a large formal gathering. And to what end? Awkwardness. Sheer awkwardness. She won’t be going out with him again.
Group dates are like a flashback to the 6th grade… when making a move was grabbing someone’s hand in the cafeteria. So, natrually whenever this group idea is posed to me, I can’t help but think to myself, “What time will your mom be picking me up?” Because it’s just that childish.
If you are incapable of making small talk with a girl for a short period of time, you probably shouldn’t be dating. (and should move out of your parent’s basement).
Bottom line for me: If I wanted to date your friends, I would. If you want to date me, grow a pair.
I posted a similar thing to my facebook page last night, and I have to say the comments were hilarious.
Since it’s Friday and we are shelling out movie tickets..
I’m leaving this classy, yet vague enough for you to interpret it however you’d like.
What would yours be?
Does anyone have Mark Zuckerberg’s address? I need to know where to direct the mob. I get it, facebook services over 8 million people, but is there a reason we weren’t told about this?
Time to put those rumors of a facebook revamp to bed… or just jump ship and go to google +
Because The new timeline feature, yeah that one you hate, is now mandatory.
If you are unaware of how timeline operates, let me break it down for you. Now instead of just showcasing your most recent posts, the front page can be scrolled back months or even years at a time.
Some are offering this change will bring about a bit of nostalgia, but I whole-heartedly disagree. I worked very hard to get rid of some of the things I’ve done only to find not only will I have to painfully relive them… so will my friends.
Think about all the dirt this will reveal. Your timeline will remind of you breakups, money troubles, and all those frat party photos you thought you’d never have to see again. Yep. Depending on your settings, these black holes in your digital soul will show everyone – new followers and prospective employers alike – the parts of you that should have been banned to the deep recesses of the internet.
Thankfully for us, the users of Facebook are well versed in controversy (having an entire film dedicated to airing their dirty laundry) so they’ve offered us a buffer zone. What does that mean? Go start rapid fire deleting s#$% .
The clock is ticking. I know some people whose profiles have already been hijacked, but the official turn is next Tuesday.
Don’t let this catch you off-guard. Take some time to review your bad decisions. As terrible as it is to go through them, it will be way better for you to get to things before your interviewer does.