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TSA’s New Image

Forget about the long lines, groping, and bad attitudes, the TSA has a new image! (and it’s terrifying)

Because airports aren’t bad enough.

You’re not fooling anyone guys.


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How to Avoid Contacting Your Ex this Holiday

There’s just something about the holidays that makes you think being single is the worst thing on the planet. Not having a guy or gal in tow when shopping or visiting the family can make you feel as appealing as an unwanted lump of coal.

You could even love the fact that you’re flying solo the 11 other months of the year, but once the holiday season starts, this gets tricky. Maybe we can blame all those lousy jewelry commercials or the Hallmark channel for making you think this is a great opportunity to contact that ex you know you shouldn’t.

And how easy is that these days? You can send a “mass text” on Christmas wishing him/her well (when really all you’re doing is sending him a message to see how and if he will respond) or you can contact someone virtually painlessly via Facebook.

I don’t care how much of grandma’s eggnog you’ve consumed, stay strong and don’t let this happen to you! Nowhere in the rules of the season does it say that you should extend kindness and good will to some not-good-for-you #$*%. The holidays are NOT a valid excuse for fraternizing with the ghosts of relationships past, no matter how charming. In fact, making contact and even following through will probably only make you feel worse.. especially once the holiday haze has lifted. How do I know? I’ve been there a dozen and one times.

But mark my words, come January all you’ll be left with is lingering shame.. and there’s no gift receipt for that.

1. Erase all ex numbers from you phone and stay off Facebook. It’s like keeping ice cream out of your fridge if you’re on a diet. , Protect yourself by ex-proofing all electronic devices.. especially erasing all “high risk” phone numbers. Or just avoid your phone altogether. The holidays are a time for family not a time to give in to your random bouts of nostalgia. If you’re surrounded by friends and family, there’s no reason to have your phone surgically attached to your hand throughout the festivities.

2. Exercise. Not only does this keep your mind occupied and ward off any unwanted holiday poundage, but seriously, how hard is it to text on a treadmill? Plus you’ll be making yourself look and feel great for New Years when you can snag yourself a new guy/gal.

3. Emotionally eat and drink (a little). Don’t eat the whole pie or drink the whole bottle, but a little indulgence will make you feel merry, not to mention that sugar rush. It’s a time to celebrate, not starve yourself.

4. Buy yourself something. Something you want and don’t need. No matter how strapped you are for cash this time of year, it’s not selfish to get yourself something too. Think of it as the money you would be spending on that @(!&, going to better use.

5. Make plans and backup plans, and backups to the backup plans. Boredom leads to bad decisions. Make sure you know who is around over the holidays to deck the halls with and who is available to emergency phone calls should you find your resolve caving at 2 am after watching “The Holiday.”

What are your plans for avoiding the dreaded ex? Share ‘em in the comments.


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Prank Calls From Santa!

Prank your friends or have Santa call the kids! This could be the best holiday website ever created.

You can personalize your options and then send the end product as a video or voicemail.

I just created one for Adam Knight.. with the words boo, babby daddy, and jeggings.

Create your own here!

Merry Christmas


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12 High School Classmates You’ll Run Into Over the Break

When putting together this post, I couldn’t help but think of people from my high school to fit this list.

Merry Christmas! It’s the 12 high school classmates you will for sure run into at some point.

Most Likely to Succeed .. Now Degenerate.
Sure his goals are out the window, but I bet he’s more fun to party with now!

The character from Young Adult.

Nerd to Black Ops.
He could kill you in 150 different ways in a matter of minutes, and he remembers everything. Buy him lots of beer.

The Late Bloomer.
It’s too late, you blew it. Move on.

Nerd Turned Billionaire.
You should have been nicer to this guy in high school. Buy him beer.

Reformed Hoe.
Her status updates take up your newsfeed and usually invovle religion. Bonus- she’ll be sending the CHRISTmas mass text.

Still the same creep that no amount of college can fix.

Knocked Up and Wifed Up.
There will probably be many of these.

The Hot Mess.
Just as skanky but not as attractive as you remember.

Jock turned Cop.
From the hallways to the highways, dude’s still a jerk.

What Happened?
The Freshman 15 turned Freshman 50.

Ever seen Glee?
I’m still waiting for my “I called that.”

Thanks for the ideas COED.

Who do you most not want to see from high school?


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This is Going to Be Awkward

Great website.. or GREATEST website? Some NSFW

In the world of e-greetings, there aren’t many websites that let you be as honest as you want — not to mention as anonymous as you want. One site, This Is Going To Be Awkward, gets it.

Similar to Someecards, this site offeres funny e-cards for friends, family and co-workers, but you can send them without the recipient knowing it came from you.

Got a bone to pick? A crush you need to alert? A problem with a co-worker’s odor? Now you can let them know in the most awkward way possible.

Check out the full list of cards here.


I’m still waiting for the card that reads:

“I’d enjoy watching you get hit by a bus.”

(I can think of a few guys I’d like to send those fuzzy feelings to.)


What do you think of the cards? Any saying you’d want to see added/send anonymously?


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