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Mario is Pro Fur

Ever wondered where Mario gets his cool suits that make him fly?

From Tanukis, obviously, some kind of real animal/raccoon dog.

Because Peta doesn’t have anything better to do, they’ve decided to attack arguably one of the greatest video games of our lifetime on the heels of a new game release: super mario 3d land. Because nothing says credibility like launching a PR stunt attack against an imaginary character. That’ll teach you, you fur wearers.

Maybe if Mario had looked like this originally, Bowser would’ve stopped mackin’ on his girlfriend.


They even made a flash game about it, which as you can imagaine a Peta video game to be.. is really not all that fun. You run around as the body of one of those little beasts and try to catch Mario who is wearing your bloodied fur. Gone are the happy Mario backgrounds you’ve grown to love.. instead we have a boring world splattered with more blood. It’s like a Rob Zombie movie (if Rob Zombie movies were awful and pointless). And might I point out you don’t have any kind of weapon to shoot, all you do is jump. It’s the worst pursuit ever.

I didn’t want to link to their page but it’s so funny you have to see this.

Also, I would just like to point out there is no campaign against Mario’s frog suit. Peta clearly doesn’t care about the massacring of tiny amphibians. It’s sad really.

I have played the game a few times now this morning, and I want to let you know I have definitely killed the Tanooki more times than Mario has. Take that PETA!

Happy gaming.


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Family Guy Takes on 9/11

Abortion. Gay Marriage. Serial Killing. Nothing is off limits for Seth McFarlane.. but should it be?

Last night Family Guy took on perhaps the most sensitive subject in modern America: the attacks of September 11th, 2001.

In the episode Stewie and Brian going back in time, at one point intervening to prevent the terrorist attacks of 9/11. But when things go awry, including the outbreak of a civil war and subsequent secession of southern states, they have to make a decision: should they keep history changed, or just let 9/11 stay on the record books and keep 2011’s true reality?

The decision? Make sure 9/11 happens. And so they do, ensuring the chaos and destruction.

They even high five after making the decision, though to be fair it was made to prevent an apocalyptic future..

The big question here is what do you think about this? Too soon to use 9/11 as a punchline? 10 years has passed, but will we ever view this as an okay subject to joke about?



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Adele Makes Everyone an Emotional Mess

Hilarious SNL skit from the weekend featuring Adele’s “Someone Like You.” Soo true.

I hope you noticed Bill Hader’s black tears at the end. This is too good.

Is Adele your emotional go to artist? Or I guess better question.. do you have an emotional artist?

I listen to Drowning Pool’s “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” when I’m angry.. probably because I’m a redhead.



More Proof Facebook Owns You: Relationship Edition

Let’s be real here, you’re out in the real world and meet somebody great. But in today’s society of creeps and weirdos you have to check him/her out right? How many of you can honestly tell me that you don’t immediately search someone on facebook after you meet? It’s almost been engrained in our brains if someone doesn’t have a facebook.. that’s a huge red flag. He/she is probably married with 4 kids or an escaped murderer/rapist evading police.. maybe both. Am I right?

Well, the good people at market researchers Lot 42 surveyed 500 social network users aged 18+, and asked them some pretty personal relationship questions.. basically confirming what we already know to be the sad truth. Facebook not just runs..but owns our lives. Here are the results:

Mind bomb: 1/3 of the people surveyed have broken up with someone via technology be it text message, email, or facebook. FACEBOOK? I’m imagining this is one of those sneak attacks where you change your facebook status and that’s how your partner finds out. When your notifications informs you you are single, you are. And even more surprising is 40% of people said they haven’t broken up with someone in this manner – but they WOULD. What happened to common courtesy people? Don’t hide behind your gadgets, unless you’re in a long distance relationship or dating someone online (where you’re communicating primarily via the internet anyways..), break up with someone directly.

Another jarring point of this study is that 52% of people immediately change their facebook status after a break up. Because that’s the first thing on my mind when my boyfriend of x amount of years breaks up with me – it’s time to alert the people I went to high school with that I can’t keep a man.

Lastly I’d like to highlight the first portion of the survey. Notice the response for the important trait your partner should possess: not physical attractiveness, strong family values, shared humor and personality, but “other.”

My friends, we are all doomed.

What do you think about this survey? Confirms what you already knew or are your surprised we rely so heavily on our social networking?

And more importantly, would you ever break up with someone via text message, email, or facebook? Or maybe you already have.. ?



Dating Your Friend’s Ex

Is it ever okay? says sure! 

David Wygant wrote this handy article to guide you through this step by step.

One of the eternal questions that plague men all over the world is, what are the  rules about dating your friend’s  ex? Is there some kind of man  code that says that once a woman has been claimed by a member of your pack  there is no way another can ever date her down the road? Is there a time frame  from when they dated that makes her totally off limits to you? Let’s say they  dated for six months. Does that mean you need to wait around another six until  you can do anything? Until he has another girlfriend? And what happens if this  is your best  friend’s girlfriend? What are the rules then?

Let’s set the scenario:  Your friend is dating an amazing girl. (And I’m talking about a real friend  here, not a friend of a friend, a work friend or someone you see around who goes  to all the same events as you.) The whole time your friend was dating this great  woman, you always made sure to tell your buddyhow  lucky he was to have a woman like her. Every time you hung out with them in a  group you guys really got along with each other. She was so cool. And all you  kept thinking was, “Why can’t I meet somebody like her?”

Can You Date Your Friend’s Ex?

But now you’re in a predicament — they’ve broken up. To make things worse, she was the one who broke things off  with your friend. Maybe he called you and told you; maybe you saw her out and,  in the middle of another great conversation, she brought it up. So what do you  do at this point? Is is OK to call  her? Or maybe she’s started calling you.

Now that she’s single,  you’re really thinking about this woman a lot. You start to develop feelings for  her. You guys talk with each other and she tells you she’s starting to have  feelings for you, too. At the same time, your friend still talks about her and  wonders if he did something wrong to ruin the relationship.

Now  you’re in one of the biggest predicaments of your entire social life. You really  want to start dating your friend’s ex, and she wants to go out with you. You  want to start seeing her, and you have a very strong feeling that you two are  really going to hit it off. What do you do in this situation?

How To Handle Your Friend’s Ex

There are a lot of guys out there who  truly feel that once they’ve dated a woman she is off limits to all of his friends — no matter how long it’s been since they broke up. This is ridiculous thinking.  We don’t own people; we just share our time with them. It’s your job to make the  relationship that you have with her a great experience, and when that  relationship comes to an end, you need to let her go. You had your time together  and hopefully you created some great memories, but now it’s not your place to  try to change and control anyone’s future or the way they want to live their  lives.

I am somebody who truly believes that people are not possessions.  I don’t care if it’s a casual acquaintance, I don’t care if it’s your best friend in  the whole world, and I don’t care who broke up with whom. If I break up with  someone — and I have broken up and been broken up with a lot — I have no  problem with any of my friends dating my ex, falling in love with her and even  marrying her. A great relationship, and great chemistry between two people, can  be rare to come by.

If you’re feeling a connection with someone, I  firmly believe that you need to take every potential opportunity for finding a  great person to be with. And if you’re the bystander, if you’re fuming because  your friend is dating your ex who broke up with you, you need to realize that  people are not your possessions. You may have shared something special with her  in the past — and that’s something to cherish — but now it’s time to give your  friend and your ex the freedom to do what they want without you in the  picture.

What To Do

So, if you have feelings for your best  friend’s ex, here is what you need to do. First you need to confirm your  feelings with her. Sit down with her, clear the air and tell her exactly how you  feel. You know she feels the same way about you as you do about her. Make sure  you are both on the same page with each other. Then you need to make sure you  are both on the same page about your friend. Tell her, “We need to talk about  how to approach this situation with my friend. I don’t want to lose his  but I certainly don’t want it to stop me from acting on my feelings for  you.”

You need to talk this out with her. Both of you know your friend  well, from different points of  view, and together you will be able to come up with an honest way of telling him  so that he will not be angry or hurt. Once you’ve had that conversation with  your friend’s ex, you’ll need to sit down with him. Depending on how close you  are, this can be one of the toughest things in the world — you need to have “the talk.”

Breaking The News To Your Friend

When you sit down with him, be truthful  and tell him what your friendship  with him means to you. For most men, really communicating that to another guy is  the hardest part, but you need to get that out there and let him know that you  respect him. Then you’ll need to ask him how he would feel if you started dating  his ex. You really need to be honest and tell him everything. You need to tell  him how you feel and whether you’re serious about her. He may be fine with it.  He may have to sit and think about it. He may be upset and say, “F*ck you.  Absolutely not.” He may not want to see you for a while. In time, though, he is  going to understand.

He’s not with her anymore, so give him his space if  he needs it. He is out there dating, having fun and sleeping with other women.  Eventually, he is going to get over it. Amazing women with whom you have  incredible chemistry don’t come around that often. You have every right and you  owe it to yourself to pursue a relationship with her.

Depending on how close your friendship is, this may be one of the  toughest situations of your life. You’ll need to display complete and total  honesty with yourself and ask yourself how serious you are about it (it’s OK if  you don’t know yet, but you need to be honest). You need to be honest with this  new woman in your life and with your friend. This is going to be a tough lesson,  but a valuable one. Your ability to have difficult conversations with two people  you care about, knowing that those conversations won’t be safe or easy, will  demonstrate what sort of a man you are.


I loved that quote.. “we don’t own people.. we just share our time with them.” But do you think that’s true? Can you really date a friend’s ex?


And will someone please explain bro code to me?!



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