Beer can fix everything. There’s no game this weekend so if you’re working on an important paper this weekend and your wifi goes out.. don’t run to the library or call and yell at your internet provider.. just try this simple trick that’s been shown to increase signal strength by at least 2 – 4 bars.. we can all drink to that.
These instructions/images courtesy of The Chive .
Grab some scissors, a utility knife, some adhesive putty and an empty beer can. Keep in mind you’re handling weapons here.. so if ya feel like drinking more.. well, don’t kid yourself, the router only needs the one.
First wash out the empty beer can, unless of course said beer is a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. If it is, promptly discard and go drink a better beer. Seriously.
Once the can has dried.. remove it’s pull tab.
Only perform this next step if you have not been drinking. Using the utility knife, saw off the bottom of the can. Chances are your can will not have a red dotted line as illustrated below and, if you see one, put down the knife…and step away from the beer.
You’ll notice in the above step that the can’s pull tab has returned.. but don’t get too confused, it shouldn’t be. And if it is, maybe you were too drunk to remove it in the first place, in which case you should probably stop this project.
It’s the home stretch! You just need to attach your molded beer can to the wifi router.. and you now have beer-fi.
Hopefully you now have both internet and the remainder of a tasty 6 pack. Which beer would/did you use?
Special thanks to jerryjamesstone.
According to Rolling Stone’s recent reader poll, here are the top 10 worst songs of the 90′s. Prepare yourselves emotionally… if you’re anything like me and love the majority of these songs, your world is about to be rocked.
THANKS ROLLING STONE:
10. 4 Non Blondes – “What’s Up”
9. Right Said Fred- ”I’m Too Sexy”
8. Baha Men- “Who Let the Dogs Out”
7. Celine Dion- “My Heart Will Go On”
6. Hanson- “Mmmbop”
5. Chumbawamba- “Tubthumping”
4. Vanilla Ice- “Ice, Ice, Baby”
3. Billy Ray Cyrus- “Achey Breaky Heart”
2. Los Del Rio- “Macarena”
1. Aqua- “Barbie Girl”
Okay so maybe Barbie Girl gets a tad annoying when you’re at a karoake bar.. but how in the world did Vanilla Ice trump Billy Ray Cyrus?!
What are your thoughts? Pretty accurate list or the most devastating thing you’ll hear today?
I feel pretty confident in saying that Britney Spears would be terrible at words with friends… as the only two she seems to know are “Crazy” and “Baby.”
And, if you think I’m exaggerating, some genius made a video of all the times anyone, ever, has said the words “crazy” and “baby” in a Britney Spears song — in chronological order.
UPDATE: My video is not playing. The internet hates me. Try this.
DISCLAIMER: The legal drinking age in Texas is 21. Candy 95 does not condone underage drinking.
There’s a hurricane going on in the East Coast, but don’t feel left out. Show you care with the Hurricane Irene Drinking Game.
It’s super easy and should, if your facebook friends are as annoyingly opinionated about things that don’t affect them as mine seem to be, prove very effective.
Here are the rules;
1.) For every Facebook post pertaining to the storm, take one shot.
2.) For every teenage girl complaining about it, take two. (I feel there should be an added bonus if FML is used.. but that’s up to you)
If you need to view examples of what this might look like.. consult with the creators.
And even though NY’s Canal Street may finally have an appropriate name.. Hurricanes are no joke. So make sure you’re prepared.
For more photos.
Here’s the next big thing to hit the BCS… marketed as an oversized sweatshirt, I give you the “Thuggie.”
That’s right guys, you knew something like this would come along sooner or later, and you don’t want to be last person to don the Thuggie.
They make ‘em for teens, babies, and even your beers for those 2 nights of the year when you don’t want the Rockies to be that blue.
I say buy one in every color. This looks like a hilarious alternative to wearing pajamas to class, but what do you think?
Already on your Christmas List or would you never be caught dead in such a thing?