The Perfect Man

Here’s the Perfect Man List as compiled by Austin Reed (clothing company). How many does your man have:

–Physical. Six feet tall. Muscularly toned and athletic. Brown eyes. Short dark hair. Smooth chest. Clean shaven. Good fashion sense, but gets ready in 17 minutes or less. Wears jeans and a v-neck sweater.

–Habits. Non-smoker. Prefers beer over wine or cocktails. Admits when he looks at other women. Eats meat.

–Education, Career, Money. College degree. Earns more than you . . . approximately $76,000-a-year. Drives an Audi.

–Hobbies. Loves shopping. Watches football. Can swim and ride a bike. Knows how to change a tire. Has a driver’s license. Likes dramas and reality shows.

–Other Emotional Stuff. Calls his mom twice a week. Says “I love you” only when he means it. Is sensitive when you’re upset. Has a good sense of humor. Wants a family.

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You know it’s bad when announcer Nick Faldo throws in the “He’s officially lost his mind” statement. Yikes!

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Think you had a weird day at work? Check out what happens when Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy gets asked how he knows Dwight Howard wants him fired. Then watch the awkward unfold as HOWARD SHOWS UP MID CONVERSATION 100% unaware of what they were just talking about.

VIDEO: Bone-PUGS-N-Harmony

I don’t know who had the idea for this but I want to meet him/her and shake their hand. You can watch this a thousand times in a row and it NEVER gets old!!

For comparison, here’s the ACTUAL Bone Thugs video for “1st of Tha Month”

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