Just wow. What a great take on Nothing Else Matters.
Well, this is tragic…but also hilarious. Santa was making his grand entrance at the mall in Palm Beach, Florida. He’s supposed to drop down to the ground floor from a rope and pulley system, but his beard gets caught and hilarity ensues. I mostly feel bad for the event host who is trying her best to get the crowd to sing “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” instead of paying attention to the Snata dangling precariously above their heads.
Yes, you’ll have to use the frozen kind but it SHOULD WORK just the same. Let’s be honest, if you’re planning on taking Thanksgiving to the next level this HAS to be on your table.
WHITE CASTLE STUFFING
1991 Cookoff Winner
10 White Castle hamburgers, no pickles
1 1/2 cups celery, diced
1 1/4 tsp. ground thyme
1 1/2 tsp. ground sage
3/4 tsp. coarsely ground black pepper
1/4 cup chicken broth
In a large mixing bowl, tear the burgers into pieces and add diced celery and seasonings. Toss and add chicken broth. Toss well. Stuff cavity of turkey just before roasting. Makes about 9 cups (enough for a 10- to 12-pound turkey). Note: Allow 1 hamburger for each pound of turkey, which will be the equivalent of 3/4 cup of stuffing per pound.
This is a pretty good explanation of why neither of us have ever participated. If some of these don’t qualify as rioting I don’t know what does.
We discussed this VERY funny PSA from William Shatner concerning the art of deep frying a turkey. Check it out!