So much to say, but so little time. 72 Days will rank it among the shortest celebrity “marraiges” ever, but let’s call it what it was..a contract to make sure they had a great special for sweeps week. Nothing more nothing less. This is not me hating on Kim or the Kardashian empire but it is what it is, and if you’re a fan you should be aware that this whole thing is about as real life as Bold and the Beautiful. Now we get a “divorce special” for the season premiere, well played guys.
A few details, there will be no annulment period and the official line is irreconcilable differences. Kim’s lawyer is the same one that represented Britney Spears, Angelina Joile, Ryan Reynolds and more.
TMZ.com is ALL OVER this. Click the link for full coverage: http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/30/kim-kardashian-divorce-kris-humphries-files/
UPDATE: Here’s Kim’s official statement:
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.“
All we’re saying is don’t mess with this woman in a parking lot! Over the Halloween weekend, Usher got attacked in Atlanta by a frantic woman when he parked his SUV in a handicapped spot.
And of course, the best part is it’s all caught on camera. Check out the video from TMZ.com!
Unless you REALLY WANT TO KNOW what’s inside of the biggest cult classic sandwich in the fast food game CLICK AWAY FROM THIS WINDOW NOW!!!!!!
And here we go….
Chemicals. There are about 70 ingredients involved . . . 34 of which are in the bun. Most of those are chemicals used for who knows what. But one is azodicarbonamide, which bleaches flour and is also used to make gym mats.
Pig scraps. The McRib is assembled from pieces of pig like the heart and stomach. Those are cooked together and blended into a substance that IS pig . . . at least technically.
Lots of salt. Salt is used for flavoring . . . and to extract proteins from the meat which help basically GLUE the stray pig parts together.
No bones at all. You’ll never have to worry about finding a rib bone or any other bone in your McRib . . . just because it’s pressed to LOOK like ribs doesn’t mean there are actually any ribs inside.
If you missed the Today Show, you missed this picture of Stephen Tyler post falling in the shower and knocking out a couple of teeth. Apparently dude wears A BUNCH of makeup/product because I seriously didn’t recognize him. Wow…
Some of these we’ve seen, some are new to us…but ALL of them are amazingly bad.
1) POOP There it is: Luvs Diapers
2) Woman Hates Her Husband: AT&T
3) Hail to the V: Summers Eve
4) Spider 4g Phone: AT&T and Samsung
5) Weekend Apps: Geico