You Can Order Candy Canes That Taste Like Ketchup

Delish – This year is chaos, and if all of…this *gestures vaguely* wasn’t enough proof of that, the candy popping up in stores this year should be. Not only can you get candy corn this fall that tastes like a turkey dinner or a blackberry cobbler, when December rolls around, you can also buy candy canes that taste like ketchup, kale, and mac & cheese.

The peculiar candies can be ordered online from Archie McPhee, a Seattle-based novelty shop that sells gag gifts and treats. Their candy canes might just be the most notable item they sell especially considering the aforementioned flavors are some of the tamer ones. The line-up of candy canes also includes flavors like bacon, shiitake mushroom, pho, pizza, and clam.

Each type of candy cane comes in six-count boxes for $5.50 each, and that’s definitely a small price to pay for the long lasting memory of the lingering clam or shiitake taste in your mouth. So, what do ya say? Are you placing an order or are you going to live your life in ignorant bliss? The choice is yours. Happy holidays.