Of all the Craigslist finds we’ve stumbled on this one might be the greatest! It’s since been removed from the site but we were able to screencap the greatness. This woman sounds EXTREMELY glad to be moving on with her life after a divorce and her loss could be your gain THIS WEEKEND! Plus there will be a ceremonial dress burning and mimosas! Times are a little up in the air, it’s going to be open until the host needs a nap. Also she’ll take Vinmo and PayPal (how convenient!)