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Dump On Who Dumped You

Posted by on February 9, 2021 in The Candy Shop
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Pretty disappointed they just have the cats dookin’ in a little box. Was kind of hoping that the shelter took cats to your ex’s house and held the cat over their porch until it pooped but, life is full of disappointments. Also if you want to donate to a shelter then just send them the money. Don’t do one of these “get back at your ex – Nick J
Jilted lovers who find themselves suddenly single heading into Valentine’s Day can make themselves feel a little better … by having a shelter cat poop on their ex. For a $10 donation, The Lexington Humane Society in Kentucky will write your ex’s name inside a litter box and then wait for a kitty to come along and literally do to your ex, what your ex figuratively did to your heart. A post on the shelter’s Facebook page reads, “Our adoptable kitties have your back and will dump all over your ex. Cats can be spiteful creatures, and trust us, they are more than happy to take a #2 on your former #1.” The “Dumps for the Dumped” promotion ends Friday.

The post reads:

“Do you know what’s crappier than a room full of litter boxes? Exes! Allow our cats to demonstrate your disgust for your ex with our smear campaign. For only a $10 donation, your ex’s name will be written in one of our litter boxes – waiting for our cats to literally 💩 on them. Flame fizzled out? Catfished? Dumped? Our adoptable kitties have your back and will dump all over your ex. Cats can be spiteful creatures, and trust us, they are more than happy to take a #2 on your former #1.

Get your retripootion today by simply making a donation on this post – it’s easy! Don’t forget to either leave a comment or send us a private message with the name you would like written. This promotion will end on Friday, February 12th, at 1pm but not to worry, our kitties will continue to fart for your broken heart through Valentine’s Day. Litter boxes won’t be removed until February 15th!”May be an image of cat and text that says 'Taylor ...Who's Next?'
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Posted in The Candy Shop | Tagged cats, dumped, Nick J, valentines day

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