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Bald Guy Anxiety: SVP Tells Tiger Woods To Come Home

Posted by on April 9, 2021 in The Candy Shop
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If you’re on the fence just go ahead and do it. After you get past the weirdness of looking at yourself without hair you’ll feel a lot better. No more anxiety, no more freaking every time you get out of the shower and notice a few more hairs fell out. Just do it. Friday is the perfect day to do it. Shave it today get some sun on it tomorrow and Sunday and it’ll look normal by Monday. Nobody wants to see that comb over bro, you’re welcome.- Nick J

Scott Van Pelt recently joined the Rippin’ It podcast and among the many interesting topics and stories that came up during the conversation, he and Harold Varner III got on the topic of hair loss. HV3 admitted that he’s beginning to lose his hair which prompted Van Pelt to talk about another professional golfer battling hair loss, Tiger Woods.

Van Pelt knows a thing or two about the bald life and shared that he believes Woods needs to come join the team, embrace his hair loss, and go fully bald.

“You want to restore it? I got no issue with anybody who wants to do whatever, however he wants to do it,” Van Pelt explained. “You want to hang on and fight for dear life? Go ahead. I had Tiger on the show and I finally just called him out. I’m like ‘bro, what are you doing with your hair? When are you coming home? You gotta come home.’ I said ‘I am your GPS. Look at me. I am where you are going.’”

“You could delay it, try to take a couple u-turns and you could try to drive around the block a few times, but this is home, bro.”

Obviously, Woods getting healthy again and recovering from his recent car crash is priority number one at the moment, but just imagine if he does make yet another comeback and shocks the world with a fully bald head. What a sight that would be.

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Posted in The Candy Shop | Tagged bald, Nick J, SVP, Tiger Woods

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