If this happened five years ago, I would have thought CHANNING TATUM was crazy. I mean, he SOUNDS crazy . . . but these days, what he’s saying isn’t all that out there.
Channing posted a video yesterday, ranting about how he thinks his phone is spying on him. Here’s the backstory in a nutshell:
He recently downloaded an astrology app called The Pattern . . . then, after a therapy session, he got a notification from the app using, quote, “the exact words that we were using in therapy.”
He said, quote, “Is the phone listening? Are you listening through the phone, Pattern? . . . Are you listening through my phone and then just regurgitating the stuff that I’m afraid of?”
He added, quote, “How do you know what you know about me, Pattern? . . . You need to DM me right now and tell me how you know this stuff. I don’t even know if I want to know this stuff. I don’t even know if I want to know . . . I don’t know if anybody should know this stuff . . .
“You should just DM me. If you know so much, you know how to get in touch with me now, don’t you? So just do that. Just, I need answers right now.”
Channing’s video went viral, to the point that people crashed The Pattern’s servers. So they responded.
They said, quote, “Hey @channingtatum! Thanks for letting us know you planned on crashing our servers today . . . We’ll be sliding into your dms shortly.”
And Channing replied, quote, “Aaaaaaaaha! There you are pattern! We have a lot to talk about. Mainly . . . I’m gonna do my best to crash your servers until you give me your secrets. It’s got to be a two way street pattern. Slide away!” (E! Online)