Facebook Is Getting a DISLIKE Button

Facebook has finally bowed to public demand, and decided to add a ‘Dislike’ button.  They announced it yesterday at a public town hall meeting that was streamed online.  Who watches that?

According to MARK ZUCKERBERG, quote, “I think people have asked about the dislike button for many years.  Today is a special day, because today is the day I can say we’re working on it and shipping it.”

Right now you only have the option of “liking” something or commenting on it.  The new ‘Dislike’ function will be available soon, but there’s no official date.

But whenever they do add it, it WON’T work like a voting system, where stuff that people ‘like’ gets up-voted higher, and stuff that people ‘dislike’ is down-voted and lower.  So what’s the point?

According to Zuckerberg, quote, “What [users] really want is the ability to express empathy.  Not every moment is a good moment.”

Riiight.  Everybody knows what this is . . . a way to diss someone’s opinions or annoying posts without actually having to say why.  But it’ll still show WHO disliked something, so you can’t flame people anonymously . . . don’t get too excited.

In other important Facebook news, Zuckerberg says his favorite emojis are the cactus, and an image of his dog Beast.