Man Nearly Dies After Chugging 25 Energy Drinks

56-year-old man in Northern England wants to ban energy drinks because, after drinking TWENTY-FIVE, they almost killed him.

While running a karaoke night club he drank more than TWENTY-FIVE energy drinks in SIX HOURS!! He ended up in the hospital with a brain hemorrhage, suffered three mini-strokes over the next week  and still has minor speech problems because of it.It happened six years ago but he’s speaking out now because he wants to warn people about trying the same thing.

But energy drinks are so 2012! All the cool kids eat Tide Pods now!
(SERIOUSLY THOUGH. DO NOT EAT TIDE PODS.)