Michelle Wolf roasted the government at the White House Correspondents’ dinner this weekend and naturally half of America loved it and half hated it. President Trump wasn’t there but it sounds like he watched it because he Tweeted that it was a “bust” and that Michelle “bombed.”
- “Megyn Kelly got paid 23 million dollars by NBC, then NBC didn’t let Megyn go to the Winter Olympics. Why not? She’s so white, cold, and expensive, she might as well BE the Winter Olympics.”
- “Democrats are harder to make fun of because you guys don’t do anything. People think you might flip the House and Senate this November, but you guys always find a way to mess it up. You’re somehow going to lose by 12 points to a guy named Jeff Pedophile Nazi Doctor.”
- “Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn’t gay.”
Michelle’s most talked-about shots were directed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders who was basically sitting right next to her.
- “I have to say I’m a little star-struck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in “The Handmaid’s Tale”. Mike Pence, if you haven’t seen it, you’d love it.”
- “I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.”
While Washington, Michigan, was a big success, Washington, D.C., just didn’t work. Everyone is talking about the fact that the White House Correspondents Dinner was a very big, boring bust…the so-called comedian really “bombed.” @greggutfeld should host next year! @PeteHegseth
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 29, 2018
But honestly the best part is the crowd shots where people are loving it, hating it, or just really uncomfortable.
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