Probably the Five Dumbest Halloween Costumes This Year

Edgy Halloween costumes are trickier than they used to be.  If you offend someone you’ll probably be branded as a pariah on social media and lose your job.

So the costume companies are trying to help by selling a bunch of terrible “edgy” costumes.

Read More –> Huffington Post

 

Here Are Five of the Worst Offenders 

1.  Sexy Pizza Rat 
Can you dress up as a viral video and still look hot?  This costume says . . . well, you can try.  It’s basically a sexy mouse costume with two pieces of pizza sewn onto the hips.  For the small price of NINETY American dollars.

2.  Poop Emoji Mask
You’ve probably sent someone the poop emoji . . . why not wear it on your head?  At least it’s only $28.

3.  Sexually Suggestive Italian waiter
It’s just a black apron with a fake bowl of pasta.  But there’s a sausage that sticks out . . . so when you hold it right, it looks like the sausage is your junk.  Women will definitely find it attractive.   It’s $35.

4.  Sexy Donald Trump
Basically a terrible wig, a red hat that says “make America great,” a blue blazer, white shirt, red tie, and short blue shorts.  It costs $70.

5.  “P” Magnet
It’s a large polyester magnet you wear around your neck with a few kittens attached.  The innuendo is NOT subtle.  It costs $36.