Kids are remarkably honest with mall Santas. We found a list online where mall Santas are sharing the funniest things they’ve heard from kids. Here are the five best.
1. “I asked what she wants for Christmas. She said ‘I wanna pee!’ The parents insisted that the kid choose something and I sit there awkwardly… she’s crying, they’re insisting, and then my lap gets warm.”
2. “She was probably like six… she was telling me adventures about fighting battles to save a prince stuck in a castle… her race with Usain Bolt and how he beat her by a hair… and how she out swam Michael Phelps to avoid being eaten by Jaws. Then she told me she wanted a big glass of milk.”
3. “He said, and I quote, ‘I want that weel mawiwanna n’ not that fake s**t.’ He was five.”
4. “He wanted a Shamwow. He was four years old.”
5. “A young boy, probably eight, said he wanted the panties of the cute girl next door. I didn’t really know how to respond.”